Written by Dr. Tulsi Dyal Singh
Now that Elon Musk has bought out Twitter
and changed its name to X
and he already owns a slice of space
through a company, Space X,
he can theoretically own a triptych
by mopping up that oil company
known heretofore as X-on corporation
and at a pittance cut of two percent,
he might claim that the petrodollar province
the presumed sovereign state of Exxoyana.
Benefiting from the equatorial bulge
he could launch his rockets and cosmic probes
from the famous North X District
and those pesky leather X turtles
that could be confused by launchpad lights
could then be safely blasted Into space
there to live in space’s forever darkness
and continue their oviparous predilections
far from any X-traneous human interference.
And on every July thirty-first henceforth
he could celebrate a Day of Standing Still
with the citizens of sovereign Exxoyana
by crossing his legs into a majestic X
his bladder bursting in holding back his pee,
in the transcendent dynamics of X-oyana.
Tulsi Dyal Singh, MD